You Got Questions? The Dallas Cowboys Front Office Might Have Answers (Unless It's About Dak's Injury Status)
So, you're a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan. You bleed that signature blue and silver, you can recite every play from Super Bowl XXX (the good kind of memory, not the bad kind), and you're practically glued to your phone during the draft. But lately, a burning question has been nagging at you, like a rogue Dez Bryant tweet. How do you contact the Dallas Cowboys front office?
Well, hold onto your horse helmet (because let's face it, those things are a little out there), because we're about to break it down. Here's your one-stop guide to navigating the mysterious labyrinth that is the Cowboys' inner circle (or at least their contact information).
Calling Up the Big Leagues (or Maybe Not So Big)
First things first, let's address the elephant in the room (or should we say the Jerry Jones in the owner's box). Reaching the VERY top brass of the Dallas Cowboys organization is likely a long shot. Jerry Jones himself? Probably not answering his phone unless it's a call from a billionaire secret admirer. But fear not, grasshopper, there are other avenues to explore.
- The General Public Hotline: Buckle up for this one. The official Dallas Cowboys contact number is (817) 892-4161. Now, this line might be more for run-of-the-mill inquiries like "Hey, where's the nearest bathroom that dispenses✭-shaped hand soap?" But hey, you never know, you might get lucky and land yourself on the phone with the next scouting genius.
Pro Tip: Be prepared for some hold music. It might just be clips of classic Cowboys radio calls on repeat. You're welcome.
The Slightly More Realistic Approach: Email
Ah, email. The great equalizer (except when you're stuck in an endless back-and-forth with auto-replies). The Dallas Cowboys do have a general email address, GuestComments@DallasCowboys.net. Now, this is more likely to reach the right department for, say, suggesting a new endzone celebration dance (although, please, for the love of all things holy, no more dabbing).
Here's a word to the wise: Keep your email concise and professional. Unless you're offering to sponsor the team with a lifetime supply of burnt orange Gatorade, avoid sounding like overzealous fan fiction.
Social Media: A Double-Edged Sword
Let's be honest, social media can be a great way to connect with...well, pretty much anyone these days. The Dallas Cowboys are no exception. They have a very active presence on Twitter (@DallasCowboys) and Facebook (Dallas Cowboys on Facebook [invalid URL removed]), but reaching them directly with a specific question might be tricky.
However, you could try tweeting your inquiry with a catchy hashtag (something like #AskTheWarRoom) or sending a Facebook message. Just be prepared for the possibility of getting buried in an avalanche of "How bout them Cowboys?!" comments.
Bonus points: If your question is particularly amusing or insightful, there's a small chance it might get picked up by the team and you could achieve internet fame (for better or worse).
So You've Contacted the Front Office... Now What?
Let's say you manage to get through using one of these methods. Congratulations! Now comes the waiting game. Be patient, grasshopper. The folks at the Dallas Cowboys front office are probably busy, you know, running a multi-million dollar football franchise.
In the meantime, here are some things to keep you occupied:
- Re-watch all of Tony Romo's trick plays.
- Practice your best "How bout them Cowboys?!" for when you inevitably tell everyone you contacted the front office.
- Brainstorm some truly epic endzone celebration dance ideas (because seriously, the dab has GOT to go).
Remember, even if you don't hear back right away, at least you know you took a shot. And hey, you never know, your message might just spark the next great idea for the Dallas Cowboys. Just don't ask about Dak's injury. That's a mystery even the front office might not have solved yet.
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